cigarettefaggot:

fuck healthy female friendship i want toxic lesbian sex on every tv in the nation

adampvrrish:

actresses have had to be fully nude in their sex scenes or at least have their tits and pussy out since the dawn of television so why does every man get to wear a prosthetic penis.. get your cock out now and apologize to women

batsarebetterthanpeople:

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I’m starting to think that it’s some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

professionalchaoticdumbass:

second person pussy got you acting unwise

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

“look at the point we’ve reached as a society” [screenshot of one tweet]

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

I’m afraid with the recent death, it’s without a doubt that one of our guests here is a vampire. I’ve narrowed it down between Stacy, who was drinking “red wine” when we got here- Michael, who is goth, or Daniel, who I don’t like.

Professor Acula, hand me that notepad

“I also think it’s Daniel. Fvack you Daniel.”

bloomedwings:

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

nurse-log:

moonkitty:

moonkitty:

im a proud “ive never used chat gpt” user btw

i honestly dont think I’ve willingly used a chatbot since….. cleverbot in 2012. i genuinely dont know why so many people care about this ai bullshit. sorry im with the boomers on this one. i need human creation, emotion, and thought to be interested, pal

Plus since ChatGPT is sanitized you could never get interactions like these